Sunday, September 10, 2006

Office Senryu

Senryu is like haiku. Haiku deals with nature, while senryu deals with unnatural matters. Damn, those Japanese got it all covered.


Someone get the phone.
It is ringing off the hook.
Just hang up on them.


Who took my scisors?
I swear, things dissapear here.
We work with some theives.


Paper tray is jammed.
There is no paper stuck there!
God damn printer lies.


Someone went to jail.
Embezzlement is a crime.
See? Crime does not pay.


Monkeys flinging poo.
That is what this meeting is.
Incompentence sucks.


I can't take this job.
The bane of my existance.
I'm gonna die here.


Can I get a raise?
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
That is so funny!

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