Hurricanes

Well, now there's a hurricane Gordon out there. Doesn't look like it's coming anywhere near anything, though, which I suppose isn't a bad thing. I tell you, though, they've got to stop giving these hurricanes wimpy names. "Ooooh, hurricane Katrina! I'm soooooo scared!" Yeah, we'll she showed you.

So, here is my list of hurricane names that are guaranteed to make people head for the hills:

Asswhoop
Benito
Charlie Manson
Death
Excrement
Fireball-o-Death
Grave Digger
Hell
Icestorm
Jamestown
Kahlid Sheik Muhammad
Lentil Soup
Mufasta
Nine-oh-two-one-oh
Oprah
Pray You Get Out Alive
Quentin Tarintino's Evil Twin
Red Alert
Tom Cruise and Katie Holme's Baby
Ugly Ass Mo-Fo
Vito
Waco, TX
X-Files
You Better Run
Zoo Animals on the Loose


Just watch out for hurricane Oprah. That one's gonna be a real bitch.