Hooray! It's time for more bumper sticker fun! Woo-hoo! Keep on expressing yourself via the back end of your car, Tallahassee! We love ya!
1- "Silly Boys, Trucks are for Girls!" - Okay. I love this bumper sticker. In fact, if you're ever out shopping and see one of these stickers, please pick it up for me. I will pay you back. Unless it's some horrible color like orange. Then never mind, but thank you anyways.
2- "Dave Matthews for President" - Is this really the best candidate you can find for the job? Come on, the band was just okay, not phenomenal or anything. I can see it now... peace talks with a hostile country turning into days long jam sessions.
3 - "If you can read this, thank a teacher. If it's in English, thank a soldier." - True dat. I know that the first thing a foreign occupying government would do is take over the bumper sticker industry, which would just be tragic.
4 - "This car is headed to Tao Kwan Do" - Whoopee! That's a great thing to deter carjackers. Now they have to wait until you're inside the Tae Kwan Do, um, gym (??) to steal your car.
5 - "How do you spell relief? Alloy, Williams, and Fletcher Bail Bonds" - Ooooookaaaaaay. So, you're proud that you had to get your ass bailed out of jail?
6 - "I (heart symbol) My Wife" - I bet you didn't (heart symbol) her so much after she made you put that gay bumper sticker on your car!
7 - "Willkillya County" - I think I may have touched on this one before, but it is so good it deserves a second mention.
8 - Ok, this one isn't really a bumper sticker, but it is bumper related, so here goes. Here's this rust bucket red Toyota Corolla from 1980-whatnot. It's rear bumper has fallen off. So, the driver, needing a bumper, replaces it with a pressure treated 2x4. That's redneck ingenuity for ya!
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